Malgosia Bela: Paradis S/2007

[herr_0berst]

Małgosia Bela in no.2 Spring/2007 Paradis magazine, photographed by Jurgen Teller nude on Sigmund Freud's couch [ via tFS ]. I know it's Jurgen Teller and I know what to expect from him, but he seems to have overdone even himself with this one -- if you ask me it looks more like homemade amateur porn than anything else...

Comments

[jazzyalex.livejournal.com]

her thoughts are obvious - "oh god, now I will manage to pay my rent and get a couch! I can't sleep on the floor anymore!"

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

:)

'Is this an Ikea couch?'

'Can't we throw it out and get a nice new one instead?'

[jazzyalex.livejournal.com]

you know, ikea couch and bed are not bad - they serve well all purposes ;)

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

They're everywhere too. I read a statistic a while ago that said something like 33% of Europeans were conceived on or in an Ikea bed. :)

I'm not sure how they calculated this statistic of course...

[jazzyalex.livejournal.com]

all ikea beds have embedded counters ...

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

I always suspected Ikea had some sort of evil plan. This might just be it.

Those Ikea lightbulbs may be cheap and efficient, but they also contain micotransmitters that report back to ikea base on all of our activities...

[maxwelld.livejournal.com]

You guys really feel strong about IKEA, don't you? :)

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

You're not going to tell me you work for them are you? :)

[maxwelld.livejournal.com]

No :) As a matter of fact I do work for what might be considered to be an evil corporation, but it's not IKEA :)

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

An evil corporation... that really doesn't narrow it down at all, aren't they all evil? :)

[maxwelld.livejournal.com]

Let's just say it's a major credit card company and you know how many people feel about the business of money lending.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, on the Grand Scale Of Evil, credit card companies are quite high. :)

They hate me, if I ever buy anything on my card, it gets paid in full at the end of the month. So they never make any interest off me.

And as a result my credit limit is really really low. :)

[maxwelld.livejournal.com]

Guys like you are referred to as "transactors" and there is still quite a bit of money to be made on the interchange. This segment of population is obviously not the most profitable, yet very low risk.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

And I imagine in the current economic climate, low-risk people are probably looking ever more attractive.