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Paris Hilton in August/2007 issue of German GQ magazine.

"The 100 Peachiest Celebrity Chests 2005" feature from the editors of UK Loaded magazine promises to reveal 200 finest famous breasts in the world, selected after 'weeks of extensive research'. As far as the finest breasts go, I happen to disagree with the Loaded, not to mention that I never even heard about quite a few of these girls, including the winner - Sophie Howard. Others present in the list, who are worth mentioning include: #2 Kelly Brook, #8 Carmen Electra, #10 Jordan, #12 Victoria Silvstedt, #13 Angelina Jolie, #20 Jennifer Love Hewitt, #21 Jessica Simpson, #22 Britney Spears, #23 Eva Longoria, #24 Pamela Anderson, #26 Cameron Diaz, #27 Jessica Alba, #28 Christina Aguilera, #31 Nikkala Stott, #34 Scarlett Johansson, #36 Jenna Jameson, #39 Katie Holmes, #40 Lindsay Lohan, #41 Halle Berry, #44 Paris Hilton, #48 Denise Richards, #49 Alyssa Milano, #50 Jennifer Lopez, #56 Anna Kournikova, #57 Teri Hatcher, #60 Rebecca Loos, #62 Dannii Minogue, #64 Penelope Cruz, #65 Olsen twins, #66 Heidi Klum, #70 Gisele Bundchen, #71 Kate Beckinsale, #74 Summer Altice, #80 Adriana Lima, #81 Kirsten Dunst, #82 Salma Hayek, #90 Mariah Carey, #91 Monica Bellucci, #94 Dita von Teese, #98 Brooke Burke, #99 Estella Warren.
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In July/2005 issue British Loaded magazine published The Sex List 2005 – Loaded's guide to the 100 naughtiest girls in the world this year – featuring Abi Titmuss, Charlotte Church, Kate Lawler, Paris Hilton, Amy Nutall, Leilani, Coralie, Summer Altice, Denise Van Outen, Rebecca Loos, Jennifer Allison, Victoria Silvstedt, Jodie Marsh, Natalie Denning, Kimberly Stewart, Nikki Sanderson, Keira Knightley, Pamela Anderson, Kelly Burke, Lucy Clarkson.
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These days people can't seem to get enough of those blonde hotel-fortune scions, the Hilton sisters - Paris and Nicky. While they did absolutely nothing to earn their celebrity besides kick up their Lucite heels while canoodling with similar B-list celebrities at it-bars across the world, their stars were officially launched in a September/2000 Vanity Fair spread. At the time, Paris and Nicky were just 19 and 16 years of age, respectively. But they let it all hang out, literally in Paris's case. In this photo spread, shot by the gay pal David LaChapelle , Paris is pictured wearing a see-through mesh tank-top while flipping the bird in her grandmother's Beverly Hills living room, as well as playing peek-a-boo with her right nipple while laying sprawled on a beach surrounded by surfers, who looked more puzzled than lustful. The Hilton family, allegedly, didn't know anything about these pictures until the issue of VF hit the stands, and was quite dissapointed by the explicitness of the images, which of course was just the beginning - apparently, around the same time Paris and Rick Salomon were filming the infamous hardcore homevideo, which was released all over the Internet in October/2003 and later came out on DVD, and really made Paris Hilton noticed.

Paris Hilton and David Lachapelle at the 2004 MTV Video Music Awards, Paris' dress doesn't really leave anything to imagination.

In the third picture we see Paris and Nicky at the 2003 MTV Movie Awards, this time it's not a see-through attire she's wearing, but this sad fact is well compensated for, if you know what I mean.

Fruitful collaboration of Paris and Lachapelle continued in December/2004 issue of Rolling Stone magazine: